Completely stupid BBC tag!

[Antechinus]

Are you nuts? Do you feel like doing crazy stuff just for the hell of it? I have just the BBC tag you need! It will make people crack up laughing, or drive them bonkers, or both.

It's nested marquees that make stuff simultaneously bounce up and down and from side to side. Yeah ok, I was feeling silly. Sue me.

Subs.php

Find:

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// Shhhh!
if (!isset($disabled['color']))
{
$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'chrissy',
'before' => '<span style="color: #cc0099;">',
'after' => ' :-*</span>',
);
$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'kissy',
'before' => '<span style="color: #cc0099;">',
'after' => ' :-*</span>',
);
}

Add after:

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$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'boingboing',
'before' => '<marquee direction="left" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="10"><marquee direction="up" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="20" style="font-size: 1em; height: 8em;">',
'after' => '</marquee></marquee>',
);

Demonstration here, if you really want to see it.

[Shambles]

Unable. To. Resist.

[emanuele]

* emanuele wants a version with the parrot included by default!

Cant' stop laughing... LOL

[Antechinus]

We should talk Spuds into making it default in 2.1.

Hey Spuds!

[MovedGoalPosts]

This is just wrong   

[busterone]

Love it! Modification is made and now waiting on the right time to use it.   

[Antechinus]

ROFLMAO. I knew some demented sods would be into it. I was cracking up laughing as I was drifting off to sleep last night.

This was the last great contribution to mankind by my old box too. Set it to defrag last night. This morning it was cactus. RIP.

[The Craw]

There's something seriously wrong with this, but I'm too busy laughing to figure out what it is. xD

[live627]

There's something seriously wrong with this, but I'm too busy laughing to figure out what it is. xD

It's an alien invasion of SMF run by Ant!

See? He's "master of BBC abuse"

[Lout]

No way on earth am I putting this on my site, it will be complete anarchy!!!

[kat]

[mybiafraland]

lmao this is fun in reality lol

[Masterd]

It seems that I can't figure out why, but on Firefox 13.0.1 this takes ages to load.

[dongvi]

Your demonstration made me a headache. Angry bird

[Bitzy]

I have no comment at all.

[Burke ♞ Knight]

I am so not saying what comes to mind...LOL

[TheListener]

Ant you are completely insane.

[Chalky]

I love it!!!

But then I probably would.... 

[TheListener]

I love it!!!

But then I probably would.... 

Definately

[Antechinus]

Ant you are completely insane.

This is not news to anyone who has been around SMF for a few years.

I love it!!!

But then I probably would.... 

I like it too. It's awesome in a shoutbox because you can have parrots bouncing off the walls. Also, since the marquee height is sized in em, by wrapping boingboing in a size tag you can make things bounce as high as you like. Here's an example using a stuffed kangaroo and a 24pt font size:

How to catch a Kangaroo